Dear Vic:
Thank you for your recent email about your wedding. First of all, congratulations! I am flattered that you ve asked me to participate. However, I can only hope and pray that when you asked me to be your “beast man” that this was a horrible typographical error.
Lycanthropy is no joke. Your wedding is taking place on the night of a full moon. While I do not turn into, technically, a beastman, I do turn into a wolfman, as you very well know. Out of respect, I think you could at least call me by the right monster name.
I would be pleased to participate in your wedding, but we’ll have to reach a few compromises. For my part, I will not stand for any cracks about my appearance or my sickness (because it is a sickness). You, on the other hand, will have to tolerate some mauled guests, probably mostly children and pets.
Again congratulations.
Danno
Thank you for your recent email about your wedding. First of all, congratulations! I am flattered that you ve asked me to participate. However, I can only hope and pray that when you asked me to be your “beast man” that this was a horrible typographical error.
Lycanthropy is no joke. Your wedding is taking place on the night of a full moon. While I do not turn into, technically, a beastman, I do turn into a wolfman, as you very well know. Out of respect, I think you could at least call me by the right monster name.
I would be pleased to participate in your wedding, but we’ll have to reach a few compromises. For my part, I will not stand for any cracks about my appearance or my sickness (because it is a sickness). You, on the other hand, will have to tolerate some mauled guests, probably mostly children and pets.
Again congratulations.
Danno