Unbelievably useless

“Low-Tech Lap-Top”

That’s what the missus calls it. Mister calls it a yellow legal pad. No batteries required! Works great with “pen,” above.
Item 16: $.99/full pad, $.44 partial

Postage and Handling

No item, just exorbitant postage and handling! Fun. Expensive.
Postage and handling: $35.00
First class postage and handling: $75.00

Chipped Coffee Cup

coffee cup steaming in circle
Includes both cup and chipped coffee.
Item 124-b $4.00

Number “One”

This is a PRIME number, let me tell you! Cost easily computed by itself times one.