Habitrail

Timmy’s loss is your gain! Hamster bart lived a happy three days in this cage, and now your pet can do the same. The cage has been completely soaked in pine-sol to remove all traces of little Bart’s pleurisy.
Item # 4545-a. Make offer.

Card Table

To paraphrase George Orwell, “Three legs good!” You get three-fourths of a table at only one-tenth of the price! Looks great with or without a tablecloth! Well, just with.

Item 56: $4.00

Self-Powered Fan Defies Perpetual Motion Skeptics

The faster you pedal, the faster it goes--thus creating body heat that requires cooling, AND a cooling breeze to reduce body heat AT THE SAME TIME! Perpetual motion??? You decide!

Item 44-M; $35/ea.

“Not For Sale”

Sign that says “Not For Sale.” Despite high-quality lettering, has not sold.

Item 193-a $24.00

Stupid Stamp with Upside-Down Airplane

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Found in attic. Used on letter, but PO returned it for “more postage.” Will sell at face value; no charge for cancellation ink.
Item 1219 2¢

HOT ASIAN TEENS...

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...say, “In Asia, we cool off with these great oscillating fans!” Now you can, too!
Item 12-C $25.00/pe

“Cost of the War” Billboard

Includes less-known “Cost of the Cost the War Billboard” billboard.
Item 44CA-D; $14.95