Utterly useless
Manual Word Processor
Mar 18 2007
0 MHz system bus speed; 0 MB RAM (expandable to 0
MB); 0 GB hard drive; 0 x CD-ROM; 0 MHz backside
cache; 0 MB video SGRAM. Pre-loaded with ribbon (half
red/half black).
Item L-17 $225
Optional Duplication System (“Carbon Paper”): $1.00
Item L-17 $225
Optional Duplication System (“Carbon Paper”): $1.00
Pyschic Scrambler
Mar 01 2007
The PSYCHIC SCRAMBLER surrounds you with a MYSTERIOUS AURA that CANCELS OUT all your other mysterious auras. Any psychic who attempts to invade your personal zone will be STOPPED COLD.
Item 44CA-D; $14.95
“Rorschach-style” ink-blot
Feb 16 2007
Genuine Rorschachs are selling at unheard of prices.
This version reveals just as much about your
pyschological make-up at less than half the
price! Previous owner found it disturbing, but it
may be just right for you!
Item #LT-14; $22.50/per
Item #LT-14; $22.50/per
Gas-Powered Model Plane
Feb 10 2007
Fully operational, but too small to lift kitten.
Slight damage. Some fur.
Item B19; $23.00
Item B19; $23.00
