Danno's Personal
“Low-Tech Lap-Top”
Dec 01 2007 Filed in: Unbelievably
useless
That’s what the missus calls it. Mister calls it a
yellow legal pad. No batteries required! Works great
with “pen,” above.
Item 16: $.99/full pad, $.44 partial
Item 16: $.99/full pad, $.44 partial
Card Table
Nov 30 2007 Filed in: Useless
To paraphrase George Orwell, “Three legs good!” You
get three-fourths of a table at only one-tenth of the
price! Looks great with or without a tablecloth!
Well, just with.
Item 56: $4.00
Item 56: $4.00
Manual Word Processor
Mar 18 2007 Filed in: Utterly
useless
0 MHz system bus speed; 0 MB RAM (expandable to 0
MB); 0 GB hard drive; 0 x CD-ROM; 0 MHz backside
cache; 0 MB video SGRAM. Pre-loaded with ribbon (half
red/half black).
Item L-17 $225
Optional Duplication System (“Carbon Paper”): $1.00
Item L-17 $225
Optional Duplication System (“Carbon Paper”): $1.00
Pyschic Scrambler
Mar 01 2007 Filed in: Utterly
useless
The PSYCHIC SCRAMBLER surrounds you with a MYSTERIOUS AURA that CANCELS OUT all your other mysterious auras. Any psychic who attempts to invade your personal zone will be STOPPED COLD.
Item 44CA-D; $14.95
“Rorschach-style” ink-blot
Feb 16 2007 Filed in: Utterly
useless
Genuine Rorschachs are selling at unheard of prices.
This version reveals just as much about your
pyschological make-up at less than half the
price! Previous owner found it disturbing, but it
may be just right for you!
Item #LT-14; $22.50/per
Item #LT-14; $22.50/per