Habitrail

Timmy’s loss is your gain! Hamster bart lived a happy three days in this cage, and now your pet can do the same. The cage has been completely soaked in pine-sol to remove all traces of little Bart’s pleurisy.
Item # 4545-a. Make offer.

Postage and Handling

No item, just exorbitant postage and handling! Fun. Expensive.
Postage and handling: $35.00
First class postage and handling: $75.00

Stupid Stamp with Upside-Down Airplane

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Found in attic. Used on letter, but PO returned it for “more postage.” Will sell at face value; no charge for cancellation ink.
Item 1219 2¢