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Timmy’s loss is your gain! Hamster bart lived a happy three days in this cage, and now your pet can do the same. The cage has been completely soaked in pine-sol to remove all traces of little Bart’s pleurisy.
Item # 4545-a. Make offer.

“Low-Tech Lap-Top”

That’s what the missus calls it. Mister calls it a yellow legal pad. No batteries required! Works great with “pen,” above.
Item 16: $.99/full pad, $.44 partial

Card Table

To paraphrase George Orwell, “Three legs good!” You get three-fourths of a table at only one-tenth of the price! Looks great with or without a tablecloth! Well, just with.

Item 56: $4.00

Self-Powered Fan Defies Perpetual Motion Skeptics

The faster you pedal, the faster it goes--thus creating body heat that requires cooling, AND a cooling breeze to reduce body heat AT THE SAME TIME! Perpetual motion??? You decide!

Item 44-M; $35/ea.

Postage and Handling

No item, just exorbitant postage and handling! Fun. Expensive.
Postage and handling: $35.00
First class postage and handling: $75.00

“Not For Sale”

Sign that says “Not For Sale.” Despite high-quality lettering, has not sold.

Item 193-a $24.00

Manual Word Processor

0 MHz system bus speed; 0 MB RAM (expandable to 0 MB); 0 GB hard drive; 0 x CD-ROM; 0 MHz backside cache; 0 MB video SGRAM. Pre-loaded with ribbon (half red/half black).

Item L-17 $225

Optional Duplication System (“Carbon Paper”): $1.00

Pyschic Scrambler

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Are PSYCHICS RUINING your life? By CLAIMING to KNOW things about you they won't tell you UNTIL YOU PAY?

The PSYCHIC SCRAMBLER surrounds you with a MYSTERIOUS AURA that CANCELS OUT all your other mysterious auras. Any psychic who attempts to invade your personal zone will be STOPPED COLD.


Item 44CA-D; $14.95

Chipped Coffee Cup

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Includes both cup and chipped coffee.
Item 124-b $4.00

Stupid Stamp with Upside-Down Airplane

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Found in attic. Used on letter, but PO returned it for “more postage.” Will sell at face value; no charge for cancellation ink.
Item 1219 2¢

“Rorschach-style” ink-blot

Genuine Rorschachs are selling at unheard of prices. This version reveals just as much about your pyschological make-up at less than half the price! Previous owner found it disturbing, but it may be just right for you!
Item #LT-14; $22.50/per

Gas-Powered Model Plane

Fully operational, but too small to lift kitten. Slight damage. Some fur.
Item B19; $23.00

Number “One”

This is a PRIME number, let me tell you! Cost easily computed by itself times one.

HOT ASIAN TEENS...

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...say, “In Asia, we cool off with these great oscillating fans!” Now you can, too!
Item 12-C $25.00/pe

Birdwatching Book.

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Includes book and the bird that watches it.
Item 12-c $3.95/per

“Cost of the War” Billboard

Includes less-known “Cost of the Cost the War Billboard” billboard.
Item 44CA-D; $14.95