Habitrail
Jan 16 2008 Filed in: Useless
Timmy’s loss is your gain! Hamster bart lived a happy
three days in this cage, and now your pet can do the
same. The cage has been completely soaked in pine-sol
to remove all traces of little Bart’s pleurisy.
Item # 4545-a. Make offer.
Item # 4545-a. Make offer.
“Low-Tech Lap-Top”
Dec 01 2007 Filed in: Unbelievably
useless
That’s what the missus calls it. Mister calls it a
yellow legal pad. No batteries required! Works great
with “pen,” above.
Item 16: $.99/full pad, $.44 partial
Item 16: $.99/full pad, $.44 partial
Card Table
Nov 30 2007 Filed in: Useless
To paraphrase George Orwell, “Three legs good!” You get
three-fourths of a table at only one-tenth of the
price! Looks great with or without a tablecloth! Well,
just with.
Item 56: $4.00
Item 56: $4.00
Self-Powered Fan Defies Perpetual Motion Skeptics
Nov 26 2007 Filed in: Useless
The faster you pedal, the faster it goes--thus creating
body heat that requires cooling, AND a cooling breeze
to reduce body heat AT THE SAME TIME! Perpetual
motion??? You decide!
Item 44-M; $35/ea.
Item 44-M; $35/ea.
Postage and Handling
Jun 21 2007 Filed in: Unbelievably
useless
No item, just exorbitant postage and handling! Fun.
Expensive.
Postage and handling: $35.00
First class postage and handling: $75.00
Postage and handling: $35.00
First class postage and handling: $75.00
“Not For Sale”
Apr 20 2007 Filed in: Useless
Sign that says “Not For Sale.” Despite high-quality
lettering, has not sold.
Item 193-a $24.00
Item 193-a $24.00
Manual Word Processor
Mar 18 2007 Filed in: Utterly
useless
0 MHz system bus speed; 0 MB RAM (expandable to 0 MB);
0 GB hard drive; 0 x CD-ROM; 0 MHz backside cache; 0 MB
video SGRAM. Pre-loaded with ribbon (half red/half
black).
Item L-17 $225
Optional Duplication System (“Carbon Paper”): $1.00
Item L-17 $225
Optional Duplication System (“Carbon Paper”): $1.00
Pyschic Scrambler
Mar 01 2007 Filed in: Utterly
useless
The PSYCHIC SCRAMBLER surrounds you with a MYSTERIOUS AURA that CANCELS OUT all your other mysterious auras. Any psychic who attempts to invade your personal zone will be STOPPED COLD.
Item 44CA-D; $14.95
Chipped Coffee Cup
Feb 22 2007 Filed in: Unbelievably
useless
Item 124-b $4.00
Stupid Stamp with Upside-Down Airplane
Feb 16 2007 Filed in: Useless
Item 1219 2¢
“Rorschach-style” ink-blot
Feb 16 2007 Filed in: Utterly
useless
Genuine Rorschachs are selling at unheard of prices.
This version reveals just as much about your
pyschological make-up at less than half the
price! Previous owner found it disturbing, but it
may be just right for you!
Item #LT-14; $22.50/per
Item #LT-14; $22.50/per
Gas-Powered Model Plane
Feb 10 2007 Filed in: Utterly
useless
Fully operational, but too small to lift kitten. Slight
damage. Some fur.
Item B19; $23.00
Item B19; $23.00
Number “One”
Feb 08 2007 Filed in: Unbelievably
useless
This is a PRIME number, let me tell you! Cost easily
computed by itself times one.
HOT ASIAN TEENS...
Feb 08 2007 Filed in: Useless
Item 12-C $25.00/pe
Birdwatching Book.
Feb 08 2007 Filed in: Utterly
useless
Item 12-c $3.95/per
“Cost of the War” Billboard
Jan 16 2007 Filed in: Useless
Includes less-known “Cost of the Cost the War
Billboard” billboard.
Item 44CA-D; $14.95
Item 44CA-D; $14.95